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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Dr No

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

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Moonraker

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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